Tomorrow is 9-11

No more al-Qaeda? (Hey, I looked it up on wiki, that's how you spell it.)

Is this a shift in the rhetoric? Zombie Bin Laden was finally annihilated, the Prophet rest his soul, in 2011 - a politically satisfying ten years beyond his actual demise from failing health. Lucky for him, the US government knows how to create golems. Not convincing golems, but golems nevertheless.

In Kabbalah (a Jewish "magical belief system" ERRRRR. STOP RIGHT THERE. No Kabbalah.

"Osama bin Laden was killed in Pakistan on May 2, 2011, shortly after 1:00 am local time." I swear to God, SEAL TEAM SIX, posthumously.

On to ISIS, or ISIL (to avoid blasphemy.)

Osama Bin Boring. We need a new bogeyman. No names yet, but introducing the random collection of maniacal killers commonly referred to as ISIS - what the powers that be want you to think of as ISIL. "S" means Syria. "L" means Levant - which is the whole of the Middle East, pretty much.

This all leads to tyranny. I believe this is 1938 Germany and all the real people are Jewish. Get out while you can. Get out now. Just Go. Save the Jewish Mexican Hillbilly Surfer Episcopalians.

I am going. I am going to Palau. It looks like a nice place. It's small and "independent." Heh.

America is finished. Stupid has won. I'm headed somewhere overlooked. Follow if you dare.

22 REASONS MONKEYS PLAY WITH HAND GRENADES

MOSCOW, August 27 (RIA Novosti) – A firebrand Russian nationalist-turned-senior official said Tuesday that the West was acting in the Islamic world like a “monkey with a hand grenade.”

Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin, Russia’s former envoy to NATO, did not elaborate on his comparison, made on his Russian-language Twitter page. (fed from:) http://en.ria.ru/russia/20130827/182995837/Russian-Deputy-Premier-Calls-West-Monkey-With-Hand-Grenade.html

While most of the country is obsessing overMiley Cyrus, the Obama administration is preparing a military attack against Syria which has the potential of starting World War 3.  In fact, it is being reported that cruise missile strikes could begin "as early as Thursday". (fed from:) http://theeconomiccollapseblog.com/archives/22-reasons-why-starting-world-war-3-in-the-middle-east-is-a-really-bad-idea

The Russians seem pretty sure that the US is not about to do anything soon.

The repercussions likely from any attack on Syria will almost certainly result in global war. Syria is a bridge too far. Nothing good will come, especially without evidence that Assad "gassed his own people." (Where have we heard this line before?)

The Syrians have denied using gas and the US should take them on their word. Otherwise, we hold their words as meaningless. Even so, where is the precedent in attacking a country believed to be committing atrocities against its own people? They didn't even use that against Hussein.

Any attack on Syria is tantamount to suicide. There are defense pact dominoes lined up to trigger a global Rube Goldberg device of mass destruction. Syria leads to Iran, and the Iranians lead to the Russians just like the rivers run to the sea. China might only watch from the sidelines until the going gets good. Keep in mind that the "one child" policy means China needs women!

If the true leadership of this planet is really interested in the agenda described by the Georgia Guidestones, then WWIII has long been planned.

Meaningful Monkeys

What's it all about?

Yes, I am talking about religion. Humans search for meaning in their lives. If God offers redemption, then why not cash in? Hallelujah! Pass the potatoes. But at what cost, religion?

There is big money in religion. The “Pope” is flying down to Rio as I speak. Tax-free universities (religious and otherwise) abound in these here United States.
Gotta love tax-free profits. Makes me want to start a church myself.

Unfortunately, I can't help reporting the truth as I see it. What I see is everything is bullshit, just as George Carlin told us in his very last days. Everything is bullshit, and it's bad for you. The Church of Bullshit may not fly with the criminals that run the IRS, but you can always found an educational 501(c). The “law” is rife with bullshit, but I digress...

We are like a troop of monkeys spinning on a rock in space. We barely understand our predicament and so have invented many tales to explain how we found ourselves where we are – wherever that is.

We are just monkeys and we act like it, don't we? (Cue monkeys scrabbling over fruit,) no, we are much worse than monkeys (cue nuclear explosions (think Dr. Strangelove,)) we are human beings.

Obviously, our existence is meaningless, so how can we best pretend it is meaningful? Our relationships with others are the measure of meaningful lives. I love you, no shit, buy me Honda.

Our only hope as a species is to suddenly become rational. Not knee-jerk liberal. Not spittle-flinging, right-wing numb-nuts. We must evolve into rational, logical-thinking individuals who know better than to bother voting. The system is the scam. (Now there's a future title!)

I understand how far into the minority not believing in magic puts me. I am a magical moron. (Title!)


Magic cannot exist in a world of bullshit. I rest my case. Monkeys unite!

GODSPEED JUSTIN BIEBER

Which god?

Justin is growing up. He exchanged his soul for a mouthful of Selena Gomez and all accouterments assumed therein. Perhaps he regrets his actions. I wonder...

His mother had her misgivings, but ultimately surrendered her son to Steve "Scooter" Braun, the agent for Usher. Justin was only 13 years old.

Take a good look at this little bastard. He is so cute even I noticed. I only dig chicks, but damn...

Justin was discovered because his mother kept posting videos of him to YouTube until someone with connections took notice (the aforementioned Mr. Braun.)

Thank you, Justin for helping to open my eyes to the way children are exploited by our culture. Child stars are only the tip of the iceberg. Follow the money (to the top.) The system wrings everyone dry. Cui bono? Mr. Braun for one.

Make sure you get your cut of merchandise sales, Justin.

Say, "Hello." to Shaun Cassidy on your way out.

A RHYTHM TO EVERYTHING

What goes around comes around more or less.

Have a good look at how scientists have evaluated the Vostok ice core data:

We are looking at 400,000 years of information as far as can be discerned.

You may notice that the temperature has rarely been as warm as it is now. Maintaining this temperature would be a blessing, but I think you can see that the forces at work are much more powerful than pitiful mankind. We are sloping toward another ice age

Ice ages occur about every hundred thousand years or so. They take a very long time to melt away.

In ten thousand years, everything you see except for noble metals will be decayed and gone. The only thing left of your Ferrari will be the platinum in the catalytic converter. No more than my Ford.

We appear to be in a moderately cool period compared to times past.

The warm-up periods seem to be shorter than the cool-down periods. It appears from the data that we are in a sustained “warmish” period that will soon (within ten thousand years) be frozen into near-lifelessness. Since we have evidence of humanoids calculated to have lived millions of years ago, it is evident that survival of the coming dramatic drop in global temperature is barely possible.

Nothing but the finest metals survive the 100,000 year cycle of global glaciation. Perhaps one day a future civilization will discover the brass bull of Wall Street and misinterpret our demise to the glorification of cattle.

Anyway, there it is. Read 'em and weep.

The planet is about to get around 10 degrees Celsius colder. That's what? 25 degrees colder in F? That is like barely thawing out after a bitter winter. That's like Minnesota all over the place all the time.

There happens to be a very scientific theory behind how 400,000 years of data actually accumulated but it involves all sorts of complicated stuff about the tilt of the earth and the way we elliptically orbit the sun that most people would just blur their eyes and click over to find out how Angelina Jolie sacrificed her breasts for her belief in a longer life. Poor Brad. I bet Jennifer Aniston is looking pretty hot to him, now. I still think she looks like Barbara Streisand, though. He could have his pick.

Meanwhile, thousands of American women will wonder if they too must surrender their breasts so that corporate healthcare can bankrupt government programs? It's one thing to have a body part whacked off but what if they discover you have a gene that may force you to pick up a gun (or other inanimate object) and slaughter several hundred of your fellow Sheeple? What then? “Oh. I might be a mass murderer, maybe I should just kill myself right now?” You may have a 13% chance of being sane.

Angelina, by her report, had a 13% chance to remain cancer-free over the remainder of her lifetime. That is one chance in eight, not a bad chance if you like longshots. Anyway, odds and reality are often contrary. Whatever is least likely seems bound to happen. Knock on wood. The odds of the odds being correct are slim to none. Individual cases vary wildly.

In the end, they are her tits, let her whack them off if she must. It seems insane, but as long as she pays her own way it is no skin off my nose (which I hope not to cut off.) I look at tattoos and piercings much the same way. Have you seen the guy that is trying to transform himself into a reptile? Anyway, Angelina got her diagnosis from a company that profits greatly from owning a patent on a human gene.

Now it just so happens that there is an important lawsuit being decided by the Supreme Court of the United States of America next month (come June 2013) in regards to the legality of corporations and other criminals to patent human body parts AND it concerns the very, exact, same corporation that ran the expensive tests on dear Angelina. I am certain the court will rule it perfectly OK to trade in human materials as long as there is a market worth trillions of dollars.

Don't fall for it. Corporations should not even exist, much less be patenting human body parts. Get real, people. Wake up.

THE PEOPLE WANT A SHOW

"A really big shew." - Morty Tonight

In the end, everything comes down to its entertainment value. Really valuable things are inevitably incredibly entertaining. King Tut's mask is priceless, but so is the story behind the curse upon the treasure. It's all bullshit, of course (like everything) but it makes for a damned good story.

The best stories can be slightly altered and repeated time after time. Understanding story theory makes it simple to design a way for people to have fun changing their behaviour. Repeated repetition of a meme generally produces a favorable acceptance of the meme. The more you hear a song, the more familiar it becomes. Memes propagate across media.

"All the world's a stage," as they say, and each of us must play a part. If you really want to succeed you are going to have to draw attention to yourself. Many people do this by simply being as good as they can be at their jobs.

You are not just the person that does your job. You need to understand who you are and then express yourself. What should you express if you don't know what you stand for?

Once you are fairly sure you know what you're about, you can move on to teaching other people the basics of what you believe to be true. Truth should always be the highest goal.

So here I have failed to deliver the one thing I know you really, really want.

I Knew Something Was Wrong

Charles Ramsey helped Amanda Berry escape her captors.